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japcoregalore:

let me just park my squid


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turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

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heartbreaks: pokec0re: 1915 lol well thank god they started filling the glasses with coke Zoom

heartbreaks:

pokec0re:

1915 lol

well thank god they started filling the glasses with coke

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This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

castielofasgard:

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carinapereira87:

kelekelo:

peacelovefandoms:

nerds-are-cool:

mindpalacefullofcats:

Listen here

If any of you fuckers ruin the new Star Trek for me

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GANDALF DIES.

HARRY’S A WIZARD

KATNISS VOLUNTEERS AS TRIBUTE

John Harrison doesn’t shower

The Avengers are formed and Iron Man almost dies.

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agentbartowski:

someone said summarize season one of teen wolf in 10 words or less so

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twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

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chelsdamelsp:

perfuqed:

OH MY GOD

Makin my way downtown

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epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

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superwholockthecomic:

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supernatural-bby:

can the hannibal fandom please eat Metatron

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Yes, yes, I’m starting to like this fandom

I love that the Hannibal fandom has pretty much become our dearly beloved hired hitmen.

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thedaughterofvalentine:

sburbs:

latulas:

sburbs:

latulas:

héllo yés í ám spéákíng frénch

döes this löök like a gäme tö yöü möther fücker

í cánnót úndéstánd yóúr gérmán nónsénsé sórry í ónly spéák frénch

i think yöure füll öf shit

yóu thińk thiś iś fuńńy, łęt’ś tąłk półiśh

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toxeh:

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this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today

I’m giggling like an idiot help. 

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elisetheawesome:

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iamaproudsuperwholockian:

counting-to-one-hundred:

APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” 

REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” 

WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT

Are we?

yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit

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